"A punch in the boob is like a kick in the ball. So you thought punching me was funny well it's going to be hilarious when I knee you in the balls!! I suggest you run."
"Ha ha you fail,"
"Yeah so did your dad's condom"
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
Me: So how are you?
Friend: I'm good thanks, one second, Abbie stop putting smudge in the computer!! Okay I'm back
Me: ...
Boy1: Men should have the right to hit women,
Me: Are you serious?
Boy2: If that happened you would be black and blue by the end of the day.
I have genuinely heard some one say everyone of these...
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